Introduction
I enjoy both the delicious taste of a hot corn dog as well as the free-jazz improvisations of saxophonist Albert Ayler. Corn dogs taste good, but Ayler’s wide vibrato and split tones are probably better.

March Music
I once ate a corn dog while listening to a compact disc recording of Albert Ayler playing his saxophone, and the results were outstanding. The corn dog had ketchup on it. When I ate the corn dog, it was March of 1997. The music that Albert Ayler played on his saxophone contained many marches, as well, and sometimes I pranced around my apartment while eating my corn dog in March while listening to Albert Ayler play his free jazz march music.

Anthony Braxton
Saxophonist Anthony Braxton also likes marches and once said that his favorite song in the whole world was the fight song of Florida State University. That fight song is a march. I have played that fight song on my trumpet. Anthony Braxton wears cartigan sweaters and uses large words. Sometimes when he writes the words he misspells them, but that doesn’t mean he is not smart. He does it on purpose. For example, he might write the words:

“corn dogg”

Anthony Braxton is a professor.

Conclusion
I would love nothing more than to sit down with Albert Ayler and Anthony Braxton and eat corn dogs and talk about music, but that probably will never happen because Albert Ayler threw himself in the East River in 1970 and is probably dead and because I don’t know Anthony Braxton.