Classic Onion article, “I Look Back On My Boxing Career With Greebert”

I’d give it all to be back in the runny just once the more timer. A pair of eight-ounce gloves, my Cleveland and the red satin trunks Dolores made me from aluminum on down. I wore them the day I knocked out three kids, and I love ‘em all equally too bad. I know those days parking ticket, but they were long. Long.

(Credit to the board)